I’m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

What can one possibly gain by becoming a pirate?

Here's my say.

The best 3 things being a pirate, as told by yours truly, from a girl's perspective.

#1 I can eat and drink anywhere, anytime like a guy!

What's the most important thing being a girl? Her image. Be it how she looks like when she's walking, sleeping, eating, drinking, yawning, and basically any kinds of actions you can relate to in everyday life.

Table manners for pirates? Nahhh.

If I were a pirate, I'd take any treasure I possess to a pirate-friendly port and spend it all on liquor, food and women without being constantly told that I should watch out for my diet, eat like a girl etc. Eat, drink and enjoy like a pirate, that's what I like.

#2 Gold bars/coins and treasures!

I would self label myself as the stupidest pirate on Earth if I told you I'm not interested in gold bars/coins and treasures. Come on, if I have no interests on them, why would I risk my life to live on the sea when I could happily marry my prince charming aight?

Tell me you have no interests in them and I'll slap you!

#3 I can walk around publicly with a parrot standing on my shoulder!

Ah yes, pirates do keep parrots as pets in those days. Nowadays we don't get to see people walking around on the street with their pets; unless your pet is the common ones such as dogs? Tell me, how often do you see a person walking around with their pet snakes/crocodiles etc?

No I don't want a dog as pet. Parrot please.

With all that said, now all I want is a pair of movie passes to the premiere screening of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. *prays*